The Elite ‘Black Eye’ High Club

November 11, 2019

Elites

It seems as though everyone is speculating the cause of the elite publicly sporting black eye. I’d like to clear this up once and for all –

According to John Bolton’s nephew, Greg T Dixon, a Masonic High School friend and informant deeply connected with Freemasonry, the elite have produced themselves a designer drug – which causes black eye when taken… “the darker the eye the better the high.”

John Bolton

A high supposedly so good, it’s said to “take you away” for what is equivalent of a year’s vacation – to a level of which it entirely removes preoccupation form the daily mundane.

Whenever elite are seen sporting this high, other elite are instantly envious (provided they have taken the ‘black eye’ vacation at least once before themselves).

However, there is a caveat to this rule, which is taking the black eye high too many times, particularly in a row, is detrimental to one’s health.

And therefore, must be administered with caution, care and the utmost consideration. Which further leads to elite envy – flaunted before us by proxy of the U.S. media.

In fact, its recommended the drug only be administered 1-2 times – years apart – with three being the limit in a lifetime.

However, I have personally witnessed elite Japanese NBC King 5 anchor Lori Matsukawa high from black eye at least four times, while reporting live on air in Seattle.

NBC Anchor Lori Matsukawa

It’s not clear the exact composition of the drug that produces black eye high, but is believed to be a derivative of lithium, which also is well-known to be unhealthy to take for extended periods of time.

This is most likely the reason fellow elite love to share photos of themselves sporting black eye, thus demonstrating that they also are part of the club.

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Cocaine is another favorite drug among the club, which if the police knew the caliber of elite snorting it, they would no longer bother arresting people for using it based on this reality alone.

The same goes for psychedelics, like mushrooms, LSD and DMT.

Not to mention marijuana, which will soon be legal worldwide largely based on elite consumption alone.

So the next time you see elite boasting black eye, know that just recently, they got very fucking high.

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